Originally posted by @phil3000
Man says to his wife " get your coat on love "
" great " she said " where are we going "? she asked
" well, I am going too the pub and turning the heating off ,your staying in "
A doctor visited a mental home ,the first patient he saw was pretending to drive a car ,".brrrum "....." brrrum " ...".brrrum"... he said as he turned an imaginary steering wheel .
" What are you doing? " asked the doctor .....
The man replied ....." I am driving my Rolls Royce around the streets of London "
" but you do not have a car " the doctor told the man
Then ,..the man in the next bed said to the Doctor .." I wish you hadn't told him that " ...".Why ?" asked the doctor
The man replied .." because I was getting £10 a week for cleaning it "