thoughts that keep me awake at night

@rookie54 said
"i have invented an air purifier/freshener that works just by imagining it to be so"

"you say insipid ridiculousness with aplomb"

"no really, in fact, when you think about it, it makes scents"

Ben Franklin said, “take care of the scents and the dollhairs will take care of themselves.”

Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money ?

a man reveals a bottle of liquid flame
and cackles in a language nought yet heard by human ears
as he brandishes the ignition source the anticipation of the crowd grows

as one entity, they train their video cameras upon the spectacle
one spoilsport calls for help

@rookie54 said
a man reveals a bottle of liquid flame
and cackles in a language nought yet heard by human ears
as he brandishes the ignition source the anticipation of the crowd grows

as one entity, they train their video cameras upon the spectacle
one spoilsport calls for help

This is what it takes to steal the limelight, if only for a few seconds, from the acknowledged master of mendacity.

tornados and cicadas
and falling airplane parts
the moon needs a timezone
another random collection of junk

The saying
"By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and Third by experience, which is the bitterest"
is credited to whom?