1. Subscriberrookie54
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    how does a dragon blow out a candle?
    have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
    when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
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    25 Oct '23 13:51
    @rookie54 said
    how does a dragon blow out a candle?
    have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
    when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
    1. It melts the candle.

    2. Yes.

    3. Only if the dog can say thank you.
  3. SubscriberPonderable
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    25 Oct '23 15:09
    @rookie54 said
    how does a dragon blow out a candle?
    have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
    when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
    It doesn't.
    Yes
    Of course and then you laugh maniacally if someonelooks inquiringly at you
  4. Subscribermchill
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    25 Oct '23 15:551 edit
    @rookie54 said
    how does a dragon blow out a candle?
    have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
    when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
    Can snakes sit?

    If competition has a limited place in society, then why do they call it the human "race?"

    Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
  5. Subscribermoonbus
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    25 Oct '23 17:162 edits
    If the barber shaves every man who does not shave himself, who shaves the barber?

    And don’t say the barber has a beard. If the barber has a beard, then he doesn’t shave himself, and I just told you that he shaves every man who doesn’t shave himself. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh
  6. Subscriberrookie54
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    the thought of following @moonbus' thought process keeps me awake at night
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    25 Oct '23 20:301 edit
    @moonbus said
    If the barber shaves every man who does not shave himself, who shaves the barber?

    And don’t say the barber has a beard. If the barber has a beard, then he doesn’t shave himself, and I just told you that he shaves every man who doesn’t shave himself. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh
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    No one shaves the barber. She does not want a shave.
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    25 Oct '23 21:17
    @rookie54 said
    how does a dragon blow out a candle?
    have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
    when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
    People who believe in “fingerprints”
  9. Subscribermoonbus
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    25 Oct '23 22:22
    @orangutan said
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    "The present King of France is bald." Is this statement true or false?

    If true, then where is he?

    If false, then what color is his hair?

    Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!
  10. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    25 Oct '23 22:49
    Thoughts of Ghosts keep me awake at night.

    -VR
  11. Subscriberrookie54
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  12. Subscribermoonbus
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    26 Oct '23 07:37
    The next post is true.
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    The previous post is false.
  14. Subscribermoonbus
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    Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh.
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    Is a hole a thing or not?
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