Originally posted by whodey The Lord giveth and the government takes away.
I remember back in the 90's when phone cards were in use in public phone boxes .
I got my donor card mixed up with my phone card once , it cost me an arm and leg .
Adan complained to God about his lonlyness. God thought about it and offered:
You can have a beautiful, intelligent, funny companion who will always be ready for you and your every whim.
Adam is enthusiastic and asks about the Price.
God answers that it will cost him an arm and a leg.
Asks Adam: What do I get for a rib?
Originally posted by Ponderable Adan complained to God about his lonlyness. God thought about it and offered:
You can have a beautiful, intelligent, funny companion who will always be ready for you and your every whim.
Adam is enthusiastic and asks about the Price.
God answers that it will cost him an arm and a leg.
Asks Adam: What do I get for a rib?
Man goes to the doctors and says " doc,i am hurting all over my body "
"Show me where ", asked the doctor .
The man touched his elbow and then his shoulder he then touched his stomach ,hip ,leg and foot .
" Ah yes ,I know what's wrong with you ,you have a broken finger " replied the doc