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Seedy piano bar
Joined 09 May '08 Moves 279307 Glass coffins….will they be popular? Remains to be seen.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28718 My favourite teacher back in school was Mrs Turtle.
Funny name, but she tortoise well.
Lethabong
Joined 02 Apr '10 Moves 96985 They say cows are bad for the environment,
all they do is eat plants and f*rt...
just like vegans...
Lethabong
Joined 02 Apr '10 Moves 96985 If you have to argue on your mobile in public,
please put it on speaker, I need to hear both sides of the story...
Lethabong
Joined 02 Apr '10 Moves 96985 If a firefighter's work go up in flames,
and a plumber's work go down the drain,
can a hooker be laid off?
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28718 I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision.
It helps you reflect.
wildly content...
Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 201000 pms jokes are never funny
period
Seedy piano bar
Joined 09 May '08 Moves 279307 The trouble with political jokes is they often get elected.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28718 In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire.
Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28718 I have an intermittent fear of tsunamis.
It comes in waves.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 598182 @pianoman1 said
Glass coffins….will they be popular? Remains to be seen.Groans........
-VR
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46775 Phoned the doctors this morning and asked for an appointment.
Receptionist said 'we have nothing today.'
I said 'anything tomorrow.'
She said 'we have 10 tomorrow if thats any good.'
I said 'I don't need that many.'
Lethabong
Joined 02 Apr '10 Moves 96985 That moment when your steak sizzles on the grid and your mouth starts watering...
do you vegans feel the same when you mow the lawn...
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 655421 "I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8267 I'm researching nudist colonies; bare with me.
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