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rookie54

Rating (1178)
Last moved 54 minutes ago

About rookie54

indeed, why bother with this silly ole mess???
nothing but trouble, trouble,
confusing, i confess...
but,
what about love???
and the entanglements thereof???
making the earth move below,
and starring the heavens above???
***
peace to you this day, my friend,
may the wind be at yer back...
may fortune and love be by yer side,
and may yer feet find a stone free path...
***
all the words i have ever written,
have done been wrote before...
they're all mixed up and jumbled around,
like kittens with string on the floor...
***
While it's true that love has no boundaries, no limits, and no rules,
your court-appointed restraining order has all three.

*reflects upon chess rating instability*
are you kidding me???
i ain't nearly that good...

i live by a simple code...
"we'll see what happens..."

i live in texas...
and, i spell badly, on purpose...
but most folks spell it b-a-d-l-y...

i am a lot older than everyone...
except fer her...
and that guy over there...
and you...

i have this habit...
and if i shave, no one can tell that i'm not a nun...

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
- Dorothy L. Sayers
what did she say???
-rookie

a thought is like a leaf falling from a tree in autumn...
as it downward drifts, it is individual, unique, special...
and then it joins its fellow thoughts on the forest floor, lost forever in the chaos...
soon to compost, intermingled inseparably from its neighbors...
as THIS thought will be...

if you let it show,
for any length of time...
you'll get no mercy,
and yer skull will be mine...

good health iz merely the slowest possible rate to die...

randy rookie's regulatory rationale...
we iz all dogs...
some will bark,
others may bite...
some just scratch,
while the rest fight...
BUT,
we all like to do it doggie style...

let the party commence...

Rating Trend (last 50 games)

Rated Won / Drawn / Lost

All Rated

3328 games

As White

1627 games

As Black

1701 games

Player Stats

All Games Played3468
Rated3329
Won1760
Lost1548
Drawn160
In Progress14
All Moves118962
Moves This Month692
Rating1178
Tournament Entry Rating1340

Rated Color

All

3328 games

Won

1666 games

Lost

1506 games

Drawn

156 games

Rated Timeouts

Won

134 games

Lost

42 games

Historical

90 days1 Year5 Years
Highest Rating132514401512
Average Rating124613341320
Lowest Rating11691169936
Opponent Average Rating132313921327
Games Rated511861164
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