19 May '17 01:12>
Clarence and Boudreax lived across the bayou from each other for many years. Neither liked the other. Boudreaux swore to one day cross the bayou and whoop Clarence's ass.
One day the city builds a highway across the bayou. So Boudreaux's wife tells him now you can cross the bayou and whoop his ass! Boudreaux starts to cross the bridge. Moments later he is back home, and his wife says you couldn't have whooped his ass already!
Boudreaux replied that he was half way across the bridge when he saw a sign that said CLEARANCE 10' 6". Boudreaux said that Clarence never looked that big from across the bayou!
One day the city builds a highway across the bayou. So Boudreaux's wife tells him now you can cross the bayou and whoop his ass! Boudreaux starts to cross the bridge. Moments later he is back home, and his wife says you couldn't have whooped his ass already!
Boudreaux replied that he was half way across the bridge when he saw a sign that said CLEARANCE 10' 6". Boudreaux said that Clarence never looked that big from across the bayou!