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Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653693 Maybe we have sold one million electric cars before the opening of the new berlin airport.
Dieter Zetsche, Daimler
Maybe this is more funny in Germany...but still.
The Plot
Joined 07 Aug '12 Moves 51487 Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
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Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8144 "On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken
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Gothenburg
Joined 11 Mar '16 Moves 26713 A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. - W. Somerset Maugham
RHP Arms
Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 America has to import so many workers because
for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a
million people who would have been in our workforce.
Mike Huckabee
western colorado
Joined 05 Feb '11 Moves 9664 When nothing is going right, go left.
Anonymous
In the can! Dummy!
Joined 11 Apr '05 Moves 29519 OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Steven Wright
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653693 To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Reba McEntire
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 173583 One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. ~ Proverb
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653693 "That makes covering Donald Trump so difficult: What does he mean when he says words."
Zachary Wolf on CNN
Gothenburg
Joined 11 Mar '16 Moves 26713 I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. - George Burns
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653693 "Now I have to tell you, an unbelievably complex subject, nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated " Donald J Trump
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116436 “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Donald Trump
Edit: sorry, not trying to turn this thread into a Trump thing.
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