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    Maybe we have sold one million electric cars before the opening of the new berlin airport.
    Dieter Zetsche, Daimler

    Maybe this is more funny in Germany...but still.
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    "On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken


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    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

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    "That makes covering Donald Trump so difficult: What does he mean when he says words."

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    "Now I have to tell you, an unbelievably complex subject, nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated " Donald J Trump
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    “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

    Donald Trump



    Edit: sorry, not trying to turn this thread into a Trump thing.
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