Facts of life.

#1. All new born babies look ugly.

2. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

3. In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

4. A cat will eventually eat your ear plugs. (Happened to me this morning).

5. It turns out that there are some grandmothers who don't know how to suck eggs who could benefit from being taught how to do it.

6. The grass that is greener is in a state where it hasn't been legalized yet.

7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.

Originally posted by moonbus
7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.

8. That someone will inevitably come out and say "Death and taxes are the only two certainties" is a third certainty.

Originally posted by moonbus
7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.

(I challenge that as a fact sir as it excludes the certainty that Freaky will challenge any post that refers to the Earth as spherical).

Some facts are alternative facts.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Some facts are alternative facts.

'Facts' are not facts unless true.

Originally posted by Torunn
'Facts' are not facts unless true.

Some facts are, in fact, not factual.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Some facts are, in fact, not factual.

Factual circumstances are true.

Originally posted by Torunn
Factual circumstances are true.

Circumstantial evidence can be used to convict.