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want to know how to play sex chess????

Original post by Standard member the dominator, 18 Nov '04 20:20
  1. Local Strip Club
    Joined : 16 Nov '04
    Moves : 470
    sex chess is really simple, you will need the following: chess set, candles, barry white playing in the backround and ofcourse a bed and a willing opponent.

    rules: there are no rules!!!!

    play a normal game of chess rite, but ever piece taken constitutes for a different sex position. e.g pawn-missionary, castle- spooning, horse- rodeo, queen - doggy stlye ect.
    you can make up your own styles for pieces.

    once a piece has been taken like the queen, give the mrs doggy style for a while (until she agree's to carry on with the game) and then carry on with the game, this game can last for hours depending how long you take to get the opponent in checkmate . . . .checkmate= orgasim
    get it?


    p.s one rule, no foreign objects!!!!!!


    its loads of fun try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Joined : 03 Dec '03
    Moves : 25735
    Originally posted by the dominator
    sex chess is really simple, you will need the following: chess set, candles, barry white playing in the backround and ofcourse a bed and a willing opponent.

    rules: there are no rules!!!!

    play a normal game of chess rite, but ever piece taken constitutes for a different sex position. e.g pawn-missionary, castle- spooning, horse- rodeo, queen - dog ...[text shortened]... t it?


    p.s one rule, no foreign objects!!!!!!


    its loads of fun try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Are you limited to using a bed?
  3. Pimp of the elves
    San Diego, CA
    Joined : 17 Mar '04
    Moves : 65429
    Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
    Are you limited to using a bed?
    Why does that question not surprise me coming from you?
  4. Vox Populi
    38.9265 N, 94.6372 W
    Joined : 08 Sep '04
    Moves : 50302
    Yes, because most people:

    1. Think about CHESS while having sex
    2. Are willing to STOP having sex to play chess

    I don't think your game will work there, Suzi.
  5. Local Strip Club
    Joined : 16 Nov '04
    Moves : 470
    bed, kitchen, pool table, sofa any where.
    its fun but you get tired!!!!!!!

    try it and tell me the results!!!!!!!!

    but make sure the chess set is stable!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
  6. wotagr8game
    tbc
    Joined : 18 Feb '04
    Moves : 58523
    Fools mate is out of the question then
  7. Joined : 19 Nov '03
    Moves : 31382
    The French Opening comes strangely to mind....
  8. Joined : 04 Apr '04
    Moves : 80485
    Originally posted by the dominator
    sex chess is really simple, you will need the following: chess set, candles, barry white playing in the backround and ofcourse a bed and a willing opponent.

    rules: there are no rules!!!!

    play a normal game of chess rite, but eve ...[text shortened]... reign objects!!!!!!


    its loads of fun try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Seems to me that you suck at chess, Dominator.
  9. Local Strip Club
    Joined : 16 Nov '04
    Moves : 470
    i challenge u then well see who sucks
  10. Joined : 03 Dec '03
    Moves : 25735
    Originally posted by the dominator
    i challenge u then well see who sucks
    Hey, none of that boys.
  11. Joined : 04 Apr '04
    Moves : 80485
    Let me know when you finish a game, then we can have a game (Of normal chess obviusly!)

    EDG, are you interested in a very very friendly game of chess by any chance? ;-)
  12. Bananarama
    False berry
    Joined : 14 Feb '04
    Moves : 28719
    Sex in a marriage is like Law & Order. The guy usually starts with an opening bid of sexual intercourse, and the woman pleads him down to inappropriate touching.

    But that's still better than man-1.

  13. Bananarama
    False berry
    Joined : 14 Feb '04
    Moves : 28719
    dominator's all about spicing up his chess-life. Is there any deviant alternative you haven't suggested yet? "Try playing chess hanging upside down from a vine with your pants around your ears. Every time your put your queen in danger, the other player gets to smack you in the sack with a tomato. Try it!!! It's fun!!!"

    I admire his enthusiasm, but I'm bewildered by his taste.

    BTW, I'm not even sure which of you loveley ladies is Suzi, but what's her game? Does she give you the flirty-eye, then get pouty, and finally checkmate you while you're wondering what you said wrong?
  14. Vox Populi
    38.9265 N, 94.6372 W
    Joined : 08 Sep '04
    Moves : 50302
    BTW, I'm not even sure which of you loveley ladies is Suzi, but what's her game? Does she give you the flirty-eye, then get pouty, and finally checkmate you while you're wondering what you said wrong?
    haha!
  15. Look, it's a title!
    account suspended
    Joined : 26 Aug '04
    Moves : 3708
    Man, if I was playing that kinda chess, I would trade peices and pawns whenever possible and go into a long winning endgame, one were I only have one pawn left, she has none, so I can queen it, mate her, and make damn well sure after 24 hours of this I get an orgasm from her!
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