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  1. 18 Nov '04 20:20
    sex chess is really simple, you will need the following: chess set, candles, barry white playing in the backround and ofcourse a bed and a willing opponent.

    rules: there are no rules!!!!

    play a normal game of chess rite, but ever piece taken constitutes for a different sex position. e.g pawn-missionary, castle- spooning, horse- rodeo, queen - doggy stlye ect.
    you can make up your own styles for pieces.

    once a piece has been taken like the queen, give the mrs doggy style for a while (until she agree's to carry on with the game) and then carry on with the game, this game can last for hours depending how long you take to get the opponent in checkmate . . . .checkmate= orgasim
    get it?


    p.s one rule, no foreign objects!!!!!!


    its loads of fun try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. 18 Nov '04 20:35
    Originally posted by the dominator
    sex chess is really simple, you will need the following: chess set, candles, barry white playing in the backround and ofcourse a bed and a willing opponent.

    rules: there are no rules!!!!

    play a normal game of chess rite, but ever piece taken constitutes for a different sex position. e.g pawn-missionary, castle- spooning, horse- rodeo, queen - dog ...[text shortened]... t it?


    p.s one rule, no foreign objects!!!!!!


    its loads of fun try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Are you limited to using a bed?
  3. Standard member Saint Nick
    Pimp of the elves
    18 Nov '04 20:36
    Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
    Are you limited to using a bed?
    Why does that question not surprise me coming from you?
  4. Standard member Shanshu311
    Vox Populi
    18 Nov '04 20:37
    Yes, because most people:

    1. Think about CHESS while having sex
    2. Are willing to STOP having sex to play chess

    I don't think your game will work there, Suzi.
  5. 18 Nov '04 20:39
    bed, kitchen, pool table, sofa any where.
    its fun but you get tired!!!!!!!

    try it and tell me the results!!!!!!!!

    but make sure the chess set is stable!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
  6. Subscriber Marinkatomb
    wotagr8game
    19 Nov '04 00:49
    Fools mate is out of the question then
  7. 19 Nov '04 12:58
    The French Opening comes strangely to mind....
  8. 19 Nov '04 13:35 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by the dominator
    sex chess is really simple, you will need the following: chess set, candles, barry white playing in the backround and ofcourse a bed and a willing opponent.

    rules: there are no rules!!!!

    play a normal game of chess rite, but eve ...[text shortened]... reign objects!!!!!!


    its loads of fun try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Seems to me that you suck at chess, Dominator.
  9. 19 Nov '04 14:38
    i challenge u then well see who sucks
  10. 19 Nov '04 14:46
    Originally posted by the dominator
    i challenge u then well see who sucks
    Hey, none of that boys.
  11. 19 Nov '04 15:44
    Let me know when you finish a game, then we can have a game (Of normal chess obviusly!)

    EDG, are you interested in a very very friendly game of chess by any chance? ;-)
  12. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    19 Nov '04 16:38
    Sex in a marriage is like Law & Order. The guy usually starts with an opening bid of sexual intercourse, and the woman pleads him down to inappropriate touching.

    But that's still better than man-1.

  13. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    19 Nov '04 16:51
    dominator's all about spicing up his chess-life. Is there any deviant alternative you haven't suggested yet? "Try playing chess hanging upside down from a vine with your pants around your ears. Every time your put your queen in danger, the other player gets to smack you in the sack with a tomato. Try it!!! It's fun!!!"

    I admire his enthusiasm, but I'm bewildered by his taste.

    BTW, I'm not even sure which of you loveley ladies is Suzi, but what's her game? Does she give you the flirty-eye, then get pouty, and finally checkmate you while you're wondering what you said wrong?
  14. Standard member Shanshu311
    Vox Populi
    19 Nov '04 17:44
    BTW, I'm not even sure which of you loveley ladies is Suzi, but what's her game? Does she give you the flirty-eye, then get pouty, and finally checkmate you while you're wondering what you said wrong?
    haha!
  15. Standard member mateulose
    Look, it's a title!
    19 Nov '04 18:41
    Man, if I was playing that kinda chess, I would trade peices and pawns whenever possible and go into a long winning endgame, one were I only have one pawn left, she has none, so I can queen it, mate her, and make damn well sure after 24 hours of this I get an orgasm from her!