In the spirit of fairness, I think that since straight people should be forced to make cakes for gays, gays should be forced to make cakes for straight people. In fact, if we all were to be forced to make each other a cake, wouldn't the world be a much better place?
Originally posted by whodey In the spirit of fairness, I think that since straight people should be forced to make cakes for gays, gays should be forced to make cakes for straight people. In fact, if we all were to be forced to make each other a cake, wouldn't the world be a much better place?
I'm now to the point where I think cake should be considered a natural right.
Thanks to the heroic efforts of the federal government forcing people to bake cake for gays even though they disdain the lifestyle, I now see the method to the madness. We will create a collectivist utopia one cake at a time as we bake cakes for each other. it will not only generate good will to those we may dislike or disagree with, it will help end world hunger.
This is a serious matter Duchess. Forcing people to bake cakes for one another could help end world hunger.
Of course, the FDA would have to get involved. We can't have people poisoning other people or using bad ingredients. That's why someone from the FDA will have to regulate the cake making to ensure that only good eggs and milk are used.
Naturally this will not be a cheap endeavor. Raising taxes will be a necessity to ensure that this plan will be successful.
Originally posted by whodey I'm now to the point where I think cake should be considered a natural right.
Thanks to the heroic efforts of the federal government forcing people to bake cake for gays even though they disdain the lifestyle, I now see the method to the madness. We will create a collectivist utopia one cake at a time as we bake cakes for each other. it will not only generate good will to those we may dislike or disagree with, it will help end world hunger.
"I'm now to the point where I think cake should be considered a natural right."
Originally posted by normbenign "I'm now to the point where I think cake should be considered a natural right."
Where is no1 when you need him?
No doubt, he would only offer right winged nonsense about how the Founding Fathers did not consider cake to be a natural right. Next thing you know he would be talking about the intent of a limited government in 1776 and all that tin foiled hat gibberish. 🙄
Originally posted by whodey In the spirit of fairness, I think that since straight people should be forced to make cakes for gays, gays should be forced to make cakes for straight people. In fact, if we all were to be forced to make each other a cake, wouldn't the world be a much better place?
What say you?
I think if we all made cakes for each other I hope everyone washes their hands first and I only eat carrot cake.