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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    28 Mar '24 19:52
    another spin on the same old subject
    this time it won't be me that's leaving
    i'll glue my tush to the website and die
    you'll be asking, "who’s that stinking?"

    the aroma of dead rookie wafting in the air
    aren’t you glad i “stuck” around?
    i’ll create three more non-sub scum accounts
    and procede to profane the profound

    but now i gotta get going
    don’t believe my prattling propaganda
    and don’t tell @very-rusty i’m dead, dammit
    he’ll drop a duece the size of canada
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    28 Mar '24 15:07
    love is when hormones induce the pituitary gland to spew endorphins into the brain

    ~ the old man that lives alone in the decrepit house on the corner
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    28 Mar '24 13:51
    Sen. Joseph Lieberman, 82

    https://www.npr.org/2024/03/27/1241297600/joe-lieberman-senator-vice-president-dead
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    27 Mar '24 12:34
    In the autumn of my sixty sixth year,
    I’ve already lived a long time
    The intense moonlight
    Is bright upon my face.
    There’s no need to discuss
    The principles of koan study;
    Just listen carefully to the wind
    Outside the pines and cedars.

    ~ Ryonen (1646-1711)
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    24 Mar '24 16:52
    you might think i would know better by now
    i've observed human behavior for 70 years and the current evolution of human intelligence is declining from what i've experienced to this point

    so i inform the nice lady with the kitty avatar that what's coming down the pike is not a solar eclipse, but a lunar eclipse

    cat ladies have friends that will not tolerate correct information
    no death threats so far
    but i was told that i'm a scuzzball (rookie's translation from several words that are moderator limited) so i have added that tidbit of info to my biograph

    i wonder how else i can anger another dummy
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    24 Mar '24 14:12
    Searching for words, hunting for phrases,
    When will it end?
    Esteeming knowledge and gathering information,
    Only maddens the spirit.
    Just entrust yourself to your own nature,
    Empty and illuminating
    Beyond this, I have nothing to teach.

    ~ Bankei (1622-1693)
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    23 Mar '24 15:45
    "i have invented an air purifier/freshener that works just by imagining it to be so"

    "you say insipid ridiculousness with aplomb"

    "no really, in fact, when you think about it, it makes scents"
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    21 Mar '24 18:04
    M. Emmet Walsh, 88
    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/20/movies/m-emmet-walsh-dead.html
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    20 Mar '24 18:03
    i buy laundry detergent based not upon the efficiency of the product but by how easy it is to keep the bottle cap clean
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    20 Mar '24 14:57
    Perceive the way and you attain
    A point of safety and anchorage.
    Enter the way and you attain
    The realm of danger and lose your life.
    Safety and danger, life and death;
    All come from where?
    The activity of the great ones is,
    When hanging over a cliff
    One thousand feet high,
    To be able to let go.
    Yaahh!

    ~ Sosan Taesa (1520-1604)
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    19 Mar '24 13:36
    The days and months go by like lightning: we should value the time.

    We pass from life to death in the time it takes to breathe in and breathe out: it’s hard to guarantee even a morning and an evening.

    Whether walking, standing, sitting, or lying down, do not waste even a moment of time. Become ever braver and bolder.

    Be like our original teacher Shakyamuni, who kept on progressing energetically.

    ~ T’aego
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    18 Mar '24 22:10
    i consider myself very cautious about internet contacts and behavior
    i clear out cookies and browser caches regularly
    i block as many adverts as i possibly can to prevent the blatant tracking of my paranoid self

    but amazon has beaten me
    i do not know how, but they knew i had been looking at the next chainsaw i am going to purchase
    AND
    randomly
    a rice cooker because my olde one has started the annoying habit of shutting off before the rice is fully cooked

    rice al dente is not what i want

    but lo and behold, there on the "for you" page was the combo sale of century

    "buy this chainsaw and we'll throw in this rice cooker for 10% off!"

    the insidiousness of the advertising mind is mind boggling
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    18 Mar '24 14:23
    I don’t go out to wander around
    I stay at home here in Miura
    While time flows on through
    The unbounded world
    In the awakened eye
    Mountains and rivers completely
    Disappear.
    The eye of delusion looks out upon
    Deep fog and clouds.

    ~ Muso Soseki (1275-1351)
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    16 Mar '24 15:06
    If you wish to bring the two matters of birth and death to conclusion and pass directly beyond the Triple-world, you must penetrate the koan “This very mind is Buddha.”

    Tell me: What is its principle? How is it that this very mind is Buddha? And “this very mind” just what is it like?

    Investigate it coming. Investigate it going. Investigate it thoroughly and exhaustively. All you have to do is keep this koan constantly in your thoughts.

    ~ Daito (1282-1334)
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    15 Mar '24 22:36
    the cashier sighed
    "strip down facing me"
    by the time i realized she meant my debit card, it was too late
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